I don’t get to write
When the enormously talented Joe Badon shared an image of a dismembered Deadpool. I had to know what the fuck happened to my favorite Merc With a Mouth.
(The image in question can be found at link above and after you read the script)
DON’T DRINK HULK’S FUCKING SODA!
1 Avengers Towers. Nice summer day. Birds flying. Happiness in the air.
2 Interior of Avengers Tower. The cafeteria of
3 Corner of the cafeteria is a row of fridges. Leaning against one is Deadpool. He’s drinking a can of soda.
A note on the fridges says; Please. Do not eat food that doesn’t belong to you.
4 Bruce Banner walks up to one of the fridges. Notices Deadpool drinking a soda.
DPool – Hey. Doc.
5 Bruce scans the soda Deadpool is drinking. A post-it-
Dr. Banner – Is that my soda.
6 Deadpool wipes his chin.
DPool – Nope.
7 Deadpool tosses the can at a trash barrel. It hits off the edge and clanks to the floor.
8 The post-it with Bruce’s name hits the floor separate from the can.
9 Just like in the 1978 Hulk TV show… Bruce’s eyes start to turn green with rage.
10 Bruce is hulked out and standing, towering over Deadpool.
11 Deadpool is holding a lunch bag. Chewing on something. Written on the bag; Clint Barton. Touch it die!
DPool – Heyyy, big fella. What’s wrong?
12 Hulk gets in Deadpool face and screams.
HULK – POOL DRANK HULK SODA!