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Sitter or Stander? This is serious.

This article on Deadspin.com brought me to this article on Deadspin from a few years ago. And it got me thinking about the way I wipe my ass.

When I was younger I was taught two important rules about wiping. Little bum, little amounts of paper (now it’s more like big bum all the paper.) The other sit while whipping. That changed with the first child and I became a stander. Now I am thinking I should convert back to sitting. ¬†As I get older (and fatter) I find it harder to do the ol’ reach around. Plus with a six year old that doesn’t understand the meaning of knocking. It seems like the logical course of action.

I would hate to traumatize him with the sight of my ball sack.

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