I wish I had used the head before sitting down. I have to piss real bad.
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Elizabeth knew that she wouldn’t be able to continue to do both for much longer.
DINO’S CHAINSAW ASTEROID (ongoing story)
Wolfie interrupted him with; listen asshole. Take this awesome chainsaw. It’s magical. It will allow you to jump through space like a fucking superhero. Not like one of those pussies, I lift shit up, type. You’ll be one of the good ones.